Saradar JOKES

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi ki taange kithe hai? Waiter: Woh langra tha. Sardar: Dil? Waiter: Dil murgi le gayee. Sardar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga sardar tha… ********************************************** A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, This is my sardarni, He is my kid, and…. she is my kidney. ********************************************** A Sardar was drawing money from ATM, Sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen your password." Its 4 asterisks (****). The first Sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, Its "1258″. ********************************************** Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach : Sardarji 1: Praaji , Isse 'beach' kyo kaheete hai? Sardarji 2: Tumhe nahi pata? Sardarji 1: Nahi pata. Sardarji 2: Woh to aasmaan aur zameen ke beech mein hai issliye issai beach kahete hai. *********************************************

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