Jokes Of Mr. Bean

 

Jokes Of Mr. Bean 1) BRAIN TUMOR: Doctor: I regret to tell you that  you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bea n: Yesss!!!  (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what  I just told you? Mr. Bea n: Yes of course, do you  think I'm dumb? Doctor: Then why are you  so happy? Mr. Bea n: Because that proves  that I have a brain! 2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL: Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr. Bea n: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bea n: Are you trying to fool me,  you've just twisted the figure,  the answer is 6!! 3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE: Mr. Bea n: I'd like some vitamins  for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bea n: Any will do, my grandson  doesn't know the alphabet yet!! 4) AT AN ATM MACHINE: Friend: What are you looking at? Mr. Bea n: I know your PIN no.,  hee, hee. Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no.  if you saw it? Mr. Bea n: four asterisks (****)! 5) Marriage: Friend: How many women do you  believe must a man marry? Mr. Bea n: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bea n: Because the priest says 4 richer,  4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse. 6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND: Friend: How was the tape you borrowed  from me, is it Ok? Mr. Bea n: What do you mean ok,  I thought it's a horror film.  I didn't see any picture. Friend: What tape did you took anyway? Mr. Bea n: Head Cleaner. 7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER: Mr. Bea n:(crying) the doctor called,  Mom's dead. Friend: condolence, my friend. (After 2 minutes) Mr. Bea n cries even louder Friend: what now? Mr. Bea n: my sister just called,  her mom died too! 8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING: Colleague: Sorry I'm late.  I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs  because of a power failure. Mr. Bea n: That's alright, me too.. I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs. 9) Spelling lesson: Mr. Bea n's Son: Dad, what is the  spelling of successful.. ..is it one c or two c? Mr. Bea n: Make it three c to be sure!